Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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