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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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