Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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How about that airline food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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