- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How old are you? 7

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why are white people white? I don't know

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

j.p. is dumb

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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