A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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hi jonny

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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