- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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