I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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