You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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