- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why so serious ?

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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