An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

the NAACP

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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