Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Your gay

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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69.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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breasts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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