whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Caolan and Eamon

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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