- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yanter, Look it up

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A fat guy!

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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