- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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