Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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