why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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I read the terms of service.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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