- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What if I told you.....potatoe

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

LOL

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Ron Paul for President!

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??