- Anti Joke

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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