- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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