- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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