- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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