What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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