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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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