- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A American seeking into mexico

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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