- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A women left the kitchen.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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