Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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