- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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