What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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