- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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