- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Your sex life.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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