- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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