- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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