- Anti Joke

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans