- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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