- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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