- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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