- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

I have a horse.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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