Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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