- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

osama bin laden is dead

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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