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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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