- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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