I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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