What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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No your aunties a joke

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Justin Bieber.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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