How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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