- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

One time at band camp.............that's it........

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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