There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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