Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

diarrhea.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

homosexual rights to marriage

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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