Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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autistic kids rock

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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