- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Women's rights.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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