- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Alchohol.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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