- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the name of the car? What

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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