A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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my penis

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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whats black and strange a paki

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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