your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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