Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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I am quite mature.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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