- Anti Joke

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream