Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A baby seal walks into a club.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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