Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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