How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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