"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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