-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Your big dick.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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