Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What is my name? I dont know

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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