- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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