- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Your mom.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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