- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Dwight Howard

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Your sex life.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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