- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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