What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Kys

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Nickelback

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Anti Joke

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