- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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