whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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