What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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