- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

These jokes don't have punchlines.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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