- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How High is a Chinese man

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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