- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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