- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

the lemon was sweet.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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