- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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