- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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